ashtray money

A small amount of money that literally means nothing to the person using the term. Regardless of how much money the person is talking about, 'ashtray money' is used to define an infinitesimally small portion of their total wealth.

"7 grand! That's my fuckin' ashtray money bro!" - Lenny Dykstra

by Kitten Wrangler October 18, 2010

Cock AshTray

A sexually promiscuous female, who has engaged in intercourse with many partners.

Look, There goes the cock ashtray. The what Ya Know cock ashtray everyone rubs one out

by [e-mail] February 2, 2007

vauxhall ashtray

a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it WILL get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving scum.

insurance company:"would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?" you:"just fire and theft please" insurance company :"are you sure sir?" you:"i'm sure. its on fire now!"

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

human ashtray

Serving as a waste receptacle for superior beings.

Don't bother with him, he is a mere human ashtray

by Dominant smoker June 28, 2010

Alabama Ashtray

When your fucking a woman in the doggy style position and you put your cigaret, blunt, or cigar out on her asshole.

Dude I didn't know where to put out my blunt so I did the ole Alabama Ashtray on her!

by Swagasaurus sex November 29, 2011

ashtray clam

The cap of a beer bottle, folded in half and tossed into an ashtray.

Dude, you overflowed my ashtray with ashtray clams.

by Bleubeard December 17, 2008

Ashtray Pupils

When a drug is consumed which dilates the pupils

"I was takin the X, and then I had pupils this big"
"you had Ashtray Pupils"
"yea, Ashtray Pupils"

by brianfeadsmecookies June 19, 2011