A small high school located in Leesport, PA. Best known for rednecks, fuckboys, and the one teacher that got arrested for having sex with one of his students. Contrary to popular belief, our academic courses suck, our teachers scream at us, and we sob on the bathroom floors. We are highly competitive in our sports, and how much sex we have. Everybody is high on weed or Xanax, and no one sleeps. It is a circus, go Panthers.
by snakesneedlovetoo March 11, 2018
Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.
I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.
by That hilarious mofo January 1, 2016
Located in fucking no where. The only thing you’ll find here is in-breeds and mango juul pods. Everyone is retarded, and a forever virgin.
Why the fuck did they put urinals in the fucking juul room???? God damn u Twin Valley Middle School!!!
by TVs did= April 18, 2019
Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.
Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.
No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.
Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.
Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.
No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.
Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.
Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
by QuantumNeuro July 31, 2019
7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.
by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019
A school in not so upstate New York. has a lot of interesting people there. Air conditioning doesn't work in half the classrooms, Instead of spending money on that they spend 1.5 million on renovating a pool to make it look exactly the same. Your tax dollars hard at work Aye, New York? The freshman class is usually crazy as a whole and has a lot of drug and vaping issues.
Did you hear about what happened at Warwick Valley High School?
Yea, it's like their third drug bust this month!
Yea, it's like their third drug bust this month!
by djd10990 January 4, 2019
Welcome to Great Valley, considered one of the best high schools in the state. But, do not be fooled by its good ratings and college acceptance rates. This school really is a hit or miss place if you go. If you can find a good friend group and not piss off the administration, you will be fine. If you are socially awkward or belong to a low income family, run... just fucking run... The students who consider themselves "popular" consist of girls with daddy issues and lacrosse and football players who think that 5 inches is considered big. Everyone Juuls or smokes weed in the wet, dirty, and, moist bathrooms and end up getting a 1 day ISS then get pissed because "they didn do nothing wrong". Most of the students are pretty normal people, but, it's the small group of students that will ruin your experience at the school. You have your typical 80's movie high school groups - The nerds, The jocks, The trailer park kids, The hicks, The hoes, and last but not motherfucking least, the worst group of them all which consists of only a few Great Valley students. The rich ones. Vineyard Vines and $400 pens are the regular for this small group of lousy human beings. From daddies money to the stock trader who thinks he's hot shit just because he has more... Yes, this is what in the end makes this school a horrible place. But hey, it's still #2 in the state!
by GVHS '19 September 21, 2018