closure of the lincoln tunnel

When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl

“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”

by Footlongsub February 28, 2021

the endless tunnel

When a girl gives a guy a handjob using both hands putting one stroke down while the other right behind it going constantly down the shaft making it feel like your “willy” is going through an Endless Tunnel

“Dude, She gave me the Endless Tunnel till it exploded last night”

by Twin350x November 24, 2017

the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.

Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?

by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021

Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.

Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.

by Tina’s June 6, 2019

Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.

"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024