beef the taco

fucking, humping, gettin some, have in sex

sean went to his girlfriends house to beef the taco

by Goofy Kevin November 8, 2008

Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008

pluckin' the taco

The act of shaving your female's hoo-ha.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

two step to the taco

Exactly what it states. Similar to a kicker kicking a field goal.

*Note; taco in reference to the female vag.

Nancy took a two step to the taco from Johny for being a dumb slut.

by L to the J to the G June 12, 2008

tweedling the taco

the act of female masturbation

She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.

by freepster November 5, 2012

missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.

Your presentation totally missed the taco.

by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

by stressedisdessertbackwards April 5, 2017