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A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.

Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.

The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.

Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.
Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!

Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?

Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?
by Riqusii Aro Vilux December 19, 2010
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AKA The Peter Parker. NOTE: In order to complete The Spiderman, you must be wearing a Spiderman mask, otherwise, it is merely a Peter Parker. While banging your partner from behind, slip on a Spiderman mask, pull out, cum into your hand and when she turns her head around,you throw it in her face, similar to shooting spider-webs.
by Peter Parker Jr December 23, 2008
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Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.
yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.
by mister mentone August 8, 2018
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When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.
My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.
by Uptowntick March 8, 2014
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A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"
Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"
by btchlasagna January 7, 2019
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Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman
My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
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The Spiderman is a relatively unknown sexual move. A guy will ejaculate into his hand, then sling his semen at a target with his pinkie and pointer finger extended, a la' Spiderman's signature hand motion. If one happens to "sling his web" at a person, it is entirely appropriate to scream "YOU KILLED MY UNCLE, BITCH!"
Jarred walked in on me masturbating last week, so I chased him down and did the Spiderman right on his back.
by Lars Bierfeisse April 19, 2008
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