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Max the Snake 

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.
At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!
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faking the snake 

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

Drown the Snake 

When your poop resembles a long snake and then you proceed to drown it with diarrhea.
Yo babe, gimme a sec I gotta go drown the snake.
Drown the Snake by patgeo April 11, 2020

drain the snake 

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)
Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.
drain the snake by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Drain the snake 

When a guy has to urinate in a hurry.
At the rest stop Ian filled the tank but I had to go drain the snake.
Drain the snake by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015

Fake the snake 

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe
An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

Faking the Snake 

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!