Mayo on the Pizza

The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.

When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza

by Ticklay October 20, 2020

tip the pizza guy

An action to do when getting a delivery of pizza. Generally the minimum is $2 or 15% of the order, but if you want consistent excellent service feel free to overtip, because drivers remember good customers. Conversely, if you want bad service don't tip, and wait for your pizza 1 hour +. Do not assume a delivery fee is given to the driver, since even if it is s/he may only recieve service wage ($2.23 in MA) or no mileage.

"16.75 for three pizzas."
"Here's a twenty, keep the change."
"Thank you!"

by Java-tan August 30, 2005

when the pizza roles r done

a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”

boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done

by Poop McButt April 21, 2019

Flipping The Pizza

When a man takes his erection and tucks it between his legs and inserts it into his own anus.

Keith walked in on John as he was flipping the pizza.

by keithwalmart January 24, 2011

the jew and the pizza joke

do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream

did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010

Kénji The Pizza Man

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.

Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"

by Kénji Lescara March 13, 2019

Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 21, 2010