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The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.
Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!
by Jersey King September 30, 2020
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The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
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the kombucha mushroom people

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily
"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."
by skii_ November 24, 2023
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Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.
The religion of Holy Mushroom is the only thing to have truth in
by theflying_egg September 18, 2020
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mushin' the mud

Do you think John is gay?
- Yea, i heard he's into mushin' the mud...
by mudmusher247 April 22, 2011
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mushy around the pussy

when you are in bed trying to have sex but are unable to get a hard-on
boy 1: dude did you fuck her last night

boy 2: nah man i was mushy around the pussy
by jesusjuice1234 February 25, 2011
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