The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

the abe lincoln

Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head

That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time

by CP A620 April 3, 2005

The Full Lincoln

When you have sex with a guy/girl for the full movie length of "Lincoln"

I gave her The Full Lincoln last night. Three plus hours of pounding!

by Billsack April 28, 2015

The President Lincoln

A sex move involving either two men or a man and a woman. It involves pulling out of either the ass or pussy, turning the partner around, and shooting a cum shot on the back of their head.

Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head

"Dude, Last night Lexi told me to give her the President Lincoln

by Exo2.0 April 17, 2023

The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.

“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”

by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024

The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006

The Rapiest in Lincoln Park

The man who is climbing through yo windows.
He also snatches yo people up.

Mark: You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband because the The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is rapeing everybody out there.

Timmy: No its alright, Everyone will be fine because The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is really dumd, foreal.

by EpicLady February 22, 2011