libertarian

A person who believes there should be no government at all because they don't want to pay taxes. In order to support this view libertarians insist the government is completely corrupt and incapable while they use demonizing tactics against those who use or who are likely to use government programs intended to combat starvation and poverty, usually the poor and disabled. However, it's impossible to find a libertarian who will refuse government aid when they themselves become poor or disabled. This is because libertarians understand they are due reparations for the theft of their tax dollars, as is spelled out in the sacred governmental domination instruction manual known as the Constitution.

I'm a libertarian because I want the Constitution inside me.

by catcatcher April 18, 2010

Libertarian

Republicans that smoke weed.

Zeke was against social welfare programs, but he liked his weed so he became a Libertarian.

by jigoro May 16, 2011

Libertarian

A libertarian is someone who only cares about themselves and has no idea how politics work. A libertarian believes tehy should be free to do whatever they want, within limits they consider reasonable, and other people should be free to leave libertarians alone. They believe that passing a law will make things happen with no regards to things like cause and effect. Their political ideals align more closely with Lincoln era Republicans or with FDR era Democrats, but they will vote for whoever makes promises that libertarians want to hear.

My friend ended a political discussion by declaring he is a libertarian, meaning he believes he is right and will not listen to other views.

by AIGeneratedBot November 17, 2020

libertarianism

The political philosophy that...

1. ...says no one has the right to initate force against another. Period. Even if it's for their own good.

2. ...says government in a free society exists only to (A)protect its citizens from having force initated on them, and to (B)punish those who have initiated force on others.

3. ...IS NOT ANARCHISM, a belief that everything government provides, society can provide more effectively.

4. ...was derived from classical liberalism, the very philosophy that the United States was founded apon and roughly operated under up until the end of the 1800s.

5. ...is the most logical, humane, and ethical political system ever thought of.


For insight on the *practical* benefits of such a system, interested bodies should read "Healing Our World" by Dr. Mary J. Ruwart, just to get started. (Freely available on the Net.)

"(Left-)Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult."

by Learned Larry April 18, 2004

Libertarian

A former Republican who grew larger balls and decided to say fuck the establishment.

I became Libertarian once I fully understood the Constitution.

by B-Dogg October 17, 2003

Libertarian

1)In America, this term is used to describe the economic policy known as liberalism in Europe and Latin America.
2)Also an anti-authoritarian ideology, usually associated with Anarchism.

1)Libertarians believe in free-market capitalism and property rights are a central tennet of their philosophy.
2)To avoid being confused with terrorists, anarchists sometimes call themselves libertarians.

by unem June 3, 2005

libertarian

A Republican with a bong.

Libertarians think they should be able to do as they please, including ignoring our human responsibility to help each other.

by mistah charley, ph.d. January 3, 2009