A man with an extremly short penis, often looking like shrek’s ear
Damn, he can’t pleasure his girl, he must be a Joe
by Lunas_x April 15, 2022
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When your too lazy to type out Joseph.
Person: Hi Joe.
by Architectorous May 15, 2019
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A pretty cool guy that will most likely be addicted to cough drops
by Coolmango January 25, 2019
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The perfect guy who can make you feel like you're the only person in the universe. He showers you with compliments and truly means what he says. His voice gives you that warm, tingly feeling you can't shake every time you hear it. Every time he tells you he loves you, you can't stop smiling. He's completely honest about everything and won't lie to you for any reason, though he can keep your secrets and won't tell anyone. He's extremely protective and won't let any other guy get near you. He knows how to make you smile even when you're sad. When it's just you and him, everything just seems perfect. Every time you're away from him, all you can think about is him, and how much you miss him. Nothing else is more important. He's the perfect guy, and I'm so glad he's mine.
Random Stranger: Hey, do you know Joe?
Me: Yeah, he's mine, BACK OFF!!
by Kirawolfie June 22, 2012
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Has a HUGE Penis

It’s just magical
It will change your life

Just take it
You won’t rgret it

The best move I ever made

I would do anything to meet him again

Don’t lose your opportunity to be with a joe
It’s an AMAZING experience!
Wow, last night me and this guy joe did it and it was GR8
by Sam.wooten. August 23, 2018
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joe is a stupid meme that has the same stupid basis like ligma or sugma
friend 1 - "hey do you know joe?"

friend 2 - "no whos joe"

friend 1 - "joe mamma"

friend 2 - *throws themselves in front of an 18-wheeler*
by not mario blunt king October 23, 2019
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