After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man
A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019
Get the The Fischer Flu mug.one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
by funeral wolf May 6, 2009
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Exclamation used primarily in physics to appropriately ask WTF?
acceptable in classrooms worldwide!
may be used in utter confusion or in shock of how wrong the teacher is
abbreviated WT(capital Phi)
acceptable in classrooms worldwide!
may be used in utter confusion or in shock of how wrong the teacher is
abbreviated WT(capital Phi)
by B_Rad_G April 19, 2009
Get the What the flux? mug.a sexual act in which a couple is sitting at the edge of a dock. the girl is sitting on top of the guy as they have sex. right before he is about to ejaculate, he throws her off into the lake. will she fly or will she land in the water?
while at my gf's parents cabin on the lake, we decided to get a little frisky. the sex was great but since she was into aviation, being from dayton and all, i entered her into the flugtag
by stokesdawgkillah December 9, 2010
Get the The flugtag mug.Any girl who has a pretty face but needs to lose about 20 - 30lbs before she could be considered hot
I saw a girl at the gym who was a real diamond in the fluff, once she drops some of that holiday weight I might ask her out
by Tragulus April 5, 2010
Get the Diamond in the fluff mug.A solitary game that one can indulge themselves in when having to take a piss. The rules are relatively simple. You flush first, then begin pissing. Try and finish pissing before the toilet completely flushes and you win. If you can't finish your piss before the water comes back up, you have been defeated.
Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.
A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.
This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.
I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.
Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.
A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.
This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.
I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.
by ChrisBrownismyfather May 15, 2008
Get the Race the Flush mug.A sexual position between a man and woman where the woman (preferably with a nice big, round ass) lies flat on her stomach and the man straddles her from behind. The man can prop himself up with his arms or lie on top of her and kiss her all over her neck or mouth. Very intimate and perfect for a quickie.
(Woman) Good morning love...how can I take care of you? Wanna Push the fluffy?
(Man) In the middle of the night, gently wakes the woman and asks to Push the fluffy.
Feels great and requires very little effort to enjoy sexual intimacy and of course to get off
(Man) In the middle of the night, gently wakes the woman and asks to Push the fluffy.
Feels great and requires very little effort to enjoy sexual intimacy and of course to get off
by DNA in the NW September 8, 2013
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