Flash bang question

A question that is so basic or so stupid, you are stunned and delayed to give a response.

I really hate working at the airport during tourist season, you get a lot of flash bang questions.

by dunlopallstar July 17, 2011

Chocolate Flash Bang

When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.

I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.

by Midsize October 24, 2018

Chinese flash bang

The Chinese flash bang, is when you shove your fist up her vagina and then while your whole hand is in there start opening and closing your hand like your hand is exploding multiple times.

Last night I CHINESE FLASH BANGED my girl.

by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021

Flash Bang

Flash Banging (not to be confused with the blinding weapon the "Flash Bang") is the term used for being intimate with a particularly pale white individual in a fully illuminated room, if the light reflecting off her skin is blinding then you are "Flash Banging"

"yo, Carlos got with Mariah last week, said the LED's in her room were too damn bright, boy ended up flash banging"

by big_raga October 25, 2025

Bang Flash

The act of wacking your head on something so hard your brain flash bangs you internally making your vision go somewhat or completely black

"Dude I fell off my bike and wacked my head on the pavement so hard I bang flashed myself"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Flash Bang

When you don't expect to fuck, and then bam all of a sudden intercourse.

Dude I went to the bathroom at the club last night, and this chick grabbed my dick. I got flash banged.

by Johnny Longdeck November 23, 2016

flash-bang

an adventure, escapade, vacation or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual, on going, hook-up, on sleeping terms, or within an actual romantic relationship.

son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.

by Sexydimma May 23, 2012