Emoji Movie

Cancer.

Kid: Mommy, can we watch the Emoji Movie?
Mother: Hell no son, that movie is Cancer your grounded for the next 5 years.
Kid: Spends the rest of his life alone with no friends because he wanted to see the Emoji Movie.

by Therealstuff11 March 4, 2018

Emoji Movie

The cringiest thing in the world. I mean, I knew that Hollywood was running out of ideas, but this is a new low.

Congratulations Hollywood, you've sunk rock bottom on ideas for kids to watch. Emojis are now ruined forever.

Did I mention that it has a 9% critics rating and a 40% audience approval?

Wow this is movie is hell cramped in a room don't waste your time watching it

you: ok we're watching a movie what do you want to watch
little sibling: the emoji movie!
you: >:O NO THAT IS TOTAL CRAP ANYTHING BUT THAT

little sibling: :\

by thisishowiyee April 22, 2018

Emoji Movie

A shitty attempt at a cashgrab. The emoji movie fails as a movie in every possible way.

You like the emoji movie? What are you, fucking gay?

by CoveredWars August 1, 2017

The emoji movie

The reason God himself, never descends from heaven to greet humanity.

The emoji movie is a masterpiece ~some lil white girl 2017

by Dilmun October 17, 2017

the emoji movie

a movie not appropriate for any ages

Friend: "Let's go see the emoji movie!"
Me: No. thats cancer you degenerate

by alilboi February 18, 2018

Emoji Movie

Nothing can define this Nightmare. It's "shit-factor" extends beyond to what a Black Hole can Succ. Anything that makes contact to this entity will be obliterated and would have a 99.99% chance of becoming not only blind and deaf, but also have their arms and legs severed from the waves of light that blast out of the screen. Nothing is sacred; not even the Sailor Cartoon Movie Reboot that everyone wanted.

There is no example that can explain what the "Emoji Movie" is. "Sony Animations has hit a new low"

by X-T-C October 4, 2017

the emoji movie

A mistake

The Emoji Movie

by Hello, yes, this is dog April 21, 2018