chunnel

an uncircumcised penis

aka anteater, gnome, doggy dick, hooded soldier.

As in: "That dude who was streaking was totally rocking a chunnel." or "Did he have a big dick? No, just a tiny little jew chunnel"

by itchy_ April 25, 2010

Fruit Chunnel

A large vagina.

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."

by LoezFelps December 13, 2013

Chunnel Cake

A fried delicacy, similar to a funnel cake, however its fried outer shell acts mainly as a casing for the massive amounts of melted cheese that the carny injects into it. Usually topped with whip cream and powdered sugar. Not edible.

"Dude, I think that chunnel cake just made me sick."

by NeverSleepsEver September 10, 2010

chunnel

Similar to Chode, but applicable to women i.e. A vagina wider than it is deep. An overly wide vagoon. Derived from the fact that the Chunnel under the English channel is longer than it is deep.

I was gonna hook up with Sally at the party, but it was like throwing a hot dog at a wall her chunnel was so bad.

or

Shut your chunnel mouth.

by J. Skrillz April 30, 2012

chunnel

A person who has been chunneled

Hey man, I could never satisfy the Chunnel. It'd be like throwing a hot dog down the Lincoln Tunnel.

by shmelke January 4, 2003

chocolate chunnel tunnel

The rear door, the back door, your touch hole, your asshole, rectum

I stuck it in her chocolate chunnel tunnel.

by AJ James June 12, 2008

Chunnel

In alcohol terms, the chunnel is very similar to the funnel. The chunnel has a much wider tube, forcing the person to chug more than you would for a funnel.

Bring the chunnel to the party tonight!

by qwertyup poiureqw August 13, 2008