hairless chimpanzee

Black person

The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.

by kaadoo September 25, 2017

Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.

The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick

Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.

by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024

Southern Chimpanzee

Ranges from Southern Appalachia to the Mississippi Delta. Noted for not foraging below the knees, and preferring jerries, jips, jiggen, jiggen pho, bijan robinson rice, verma jelly, dobo jigo.

Oh wow, look at the Southern Chimpanzee in its natural habitat. The couch.

by Jimp Jimp December 18, 2023

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025