Bloody Mary

A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.

Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!

by ultimatewizardoftheworld March 15, 2015

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

bloody mari

Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)

Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.

by Matt C Bettes August 20, 2012

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

Bloody Mary

Snorting a line of coke while having a nosebleed.

It was 7am on Monday, and the only thing that was going to get me to work after the weekend was a bloody mary.

by BloodyMolly September 14, 2011

bloody mary

eating out a chick when she is on her menstrual cycle.

Dude bloody mary is sick.

by mike setay. May 19, 2008

Bloody Mary

When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!

Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!

by samm...y May 24, 2006