Baker

One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.

That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011

bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009

Baker

a hella tight mountain in washington state

many who go there smoke weed

lets get baked at baker

by rockinitfolyf February 24, 2009

Baker

1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.

1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!

by cheemjoeknee December 3, 2011

Baker

The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.

I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!

by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011