People, objects, etc. that originate from the island of Taiwan.
If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.
Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.
Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
by LOLWUT!?!?!??? April 28, 2011
Get the Taiwanese mug.Completely different from being Chinese, Taiwanese people dosent have the irratating accent those Chinese losers would have. Taiwanese are more freindlier as well, good people they are
Person A: Hey! its that cool Chinese dude again!
Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!
Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!
Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
by twaussie July 6, 2006
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the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.
if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.
if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.
if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?
by twahmas November 22, 2010
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Get the Taiwanese Tissue mug.When you tie one end of a piece of string too your balls and the other too a door knob then have someone slam the door.
by DJBassie May 11, 2011
Get the Taiwanese tooth pull mug.When a chick is horny and she produces a lot of wetness from her vagina. Causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. Similar to the Typhoon that killed thousands in Taiwan.
"Dude, I went on a date last night."
"That's what's up! How did it go?"
"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."
"Oh shit, man!"
"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
"That's what's up! How did it go?"
"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."
"Oh shit, man!"
"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
by DHarding December 1, 2009
Get the Taiwanese Typhoon mug.During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.
Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
by Cum faggot May 19, 2019
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