Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!
Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.
Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!
Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.
Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!
by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011
Get the Teenology mug.When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.
E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.
Example (in use)
1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.
Example (in use)
1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011
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The hormone that all teens get at puberty that turns them into sullen, moody, self-centered ungratefuls whose parents can't wait to see them leave home. Fortunately it is short lived and they grow into respectable adults their parents are proud of - albeit, still in therapy.
What happened to my gorgeous kids? Ever since the teenosterone kicked in they've been impossible to live with!
by QwertyChris June 19, 2021
Get the Teenosterone mug.Teeno is the definition of a boy who has no regular teeth because he was being gay and his GF drop kicked his nuts and smashed his head into a wall
He’s a teeno.
by Ohhhhhhj December 3, 2019
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Get the teenonie mug.Jerry: Where do you go to school?
Elizabeth: I'm a teenooler, so I do it at home.
Jerry: what's that like? Do you do it in your pjs?
Elizabeth: Pretty much awesome and yes I do :)
Elizabeth: I'm a teenooler, so I do it at home.
Jerry: what's that like? Do you do it in your pjs?
Elizabeth: Pretty much awesome and yes I do :)
by akgcode March 19, 2010
Get the teenooler mug.Having yourself as the central interest and ultimate concern. Thinking you are the center of the universe. Characterized by or based on the attitude that one's self is superior.
Most high school girls are Teenocentric.
by number1forever June 20, 2012
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