Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

Tekking101

Matthew Crawford is an American YouTuber that lives in Pennsylvania. He bases his content around anime, formerly well-known for his Bleach analysis and reviews but now is more widely loved for his One Piece content.

Tekking makes rather long videos (which we fans adore) discussing recent or older “things” about One Piece ranging from theories, what if discussions, character analysis or reviews you can usually watch on Fridays

Btw he also he a new intern named Barry the brick. And yes... Barry is a brick

Tekking101 is the greatest and cringiest anime YouTuber,

by Skrillz_14th August 14, 2019

Taking A Bicket

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet

oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!

by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009

are you taking the piss

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

nah he tweakin

in English it means "no,he is presumably high on methamphetamine." A person of color says "nah he tweakin"when referring to a skinny white person that did something they don't like. Just like a white person says "No thank you! Hes smoking crack" to a skinny black person.

Twitter : Would you like to drink some of Tony Hawks blood?
vampire: nah he tweakin

by byeb August 25, 2021

Tweaking

Tripping or doing something dumb

Yo that crack head down the street was tweaking fighting the air earlier tripping

by Vito June 9, 2017