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Tampa Bay Taco 

When a man is having a threesome with two women, one is on her period and the other has enormous breasts. The man is tittyfucking the big breasted one while she is eating out the one on her period. The man then ejaculates into the womans cleavage leaving a load of semen and the other woman rubs her vagina over her cleavage leaving chunky period blood. The man takes a huge shit in her cleavage and drops some armpit hair on top. This poor woman who has been given a Tampa Bay Taco will stink of shit, sweat, and menustral period for the next few days
Dave: Bro, what the fuck is that smell?

Pete: Oh it's Christine, me and Isabel gave that bitch a Tampa Bay Taco last night

Dave: What the fuck is that?!

Pete: Well I blew a load, shit and.....

Dave: That's disgusting, please stop
Tampa Bay Taco by rsewaq July 30, 2011

Tampa Bay Devil Rays 

1.A team that will never win a championship.

2.A team that can barely win a game period.
Tampa Bay Devil Rays by Trust August 27, 2003

Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah 

When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.

This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.

Tampa Bay Lightning 

NHL Team, 2020 Stanley Cup Champions. They have Brayden Point and Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman
Bro did you see how Tampa Bay Lightning did in the finals?

Tampa Bay Lightning 

A slang term for a group of thieves. Especially useful to describe thieves who are very lucky yet have limited skill.
Man 1: My house just got robbed! I bet it was the Tampa Bay Lightning.

Man 2: Oh yeah, they’ve been stealing from everyone.

Tampa bay tech high school 

One of the decent schools in tampa Florida, the football team is really good at some times and the teachers are okay not so much Mr. Stookey tho he’s the worst teacher there, everybody hates him . He doesn’t even know how to teach Physical Science, he honestly needs to retire. But overall it’s a decent school.
Aye you know ivan? Yes he went to Tampa bay tech high school