The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010
Get the I'm taking my talents to South Beachmug. Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
Get the Taking My Talents to South Beachmug. Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
by piximon July 10, 2010
Get the Taking My Talents to South Beachmug. The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
Get the I'm going to take my talents to South Beachmug. A euphemism for masturbation
Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010
Get the Take my talents down to South Beachmug.