Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie

"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"

by Lazy cabbies not appreciated March 12, 2008

Tasmanian Devil

1. (n) A burrowing nocturnal carnivorous marsupial (Sarcophilus harrisii) of Tasmania, having a predominantly blackish coat and a long, almost hairless tail. So named for its distinctive red eyes, ferocious temperament, and distinctive growl that sounds like a demon possessed.

2. (name) A Looney Tunes cartoon character, an oafish slobbering gibbering beast able to devour everything in its path, travels like a whirling dervish, and is often seen pulling a temper tantrum at Bugs Bunny.

1. That Tasmanian Devil looks like a demon posessed.
2. Bugs Bunny thinks the Tasmanian Devil is such a maroon.

by G.H.Hadden December 24, 2005

Tasmanian virgin

A Tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.

Unfortunately there are few examples of a Tasmanian virgin.

by Richard Kopf September 21, 2006

tasmania

A beautiful island off the south-east coast of the mainland of Australia. Some of these poofy mainland people need to grow up. EVERY Tasmanian you will find has just one head. The Tasmanians I have met besides being helpful and friendly have no need to shag sheep either dickheads. While I'm on the subject does anyone here mention the fact that some mainlanders shag dingoes? Let's leave that one, shall we, for fuck's sakes give it a bone. You people who carry on with this shit, are just a bunch of reetarts. the point is Tasmania is in a state of economic and cultural revival and any of you people who carry on with this two-heads, sheep-shagging and shit, need to get a fucking life!

Go and see Tasmania it's fucking awesome.

by God I love this planet December 28, 2005

Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.

Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.

by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006

tasmanian swordfish

The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.

Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.

by RainbowTrout69 November 6, 2014

taimana

Super sexy and super hot . Don't mess with her or she beat your face up
Sasssy and sexy

Kid:Your such a Taimana
taimana: I know bitch

by Dude ditty dude dirty doood October 26, 2017