When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.
Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.
by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011
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You know that time when how you were walking down the street and that weird guy in the black hooded sweatshirt that reeks of old cheese and crappy beer walked buy, and you wondered... "Is this guy gonna kick my ass?" Well, Taekwando is the perfect thing to do. Meaning the way of hand and foot, taekwando is the best way to hold your head up high and know you can kick the crap out of anybody, including hoodlems!
by Gorge (The spanish way) March 17, 2010
Get the Taekwando mug.When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.
Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.
Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011
Get the Ultimate Taekwondon't mug.a martial art that has the highest concentration of kicks compared to any other martial arts available today (over 100). it destroys kickboxing and muay thai and teaches you self discipline and respect not only in your training but in everyday life. it is extremely fitness orientated, and requires immense amounts of dedication to succeed. it is for all races and religions as well as sex and age. once you reach your higher belts you are trained so well you can punch through a brick wall in one single blow (or 9 bricks piled on top of each other). its worth trying it out because most people get fucked up by taekwondo students and have to bad mouth it by saying its weak. if its so weak then how am i able to stop a mans heart by throwing a single punch??
*KICKBOXER*: IM GOING TO BEAT YOU...
*Taekwondo Guy*: <tornado kicks him in the head>
*KICKBOXER*: <out cold and dragged to hospital>
*Taekwondo Guy*: <tornado kicks him in the head>
*KICKBOXER*: <out cold and dragged to hospital>
by TKDSTudEnt March 27, 2008
Get the Taekwondo mug.martial art involving mostly kicking. It utilizes the 2nd of the four main ranges of fighting, which are:
1) Too far to contact opponent
2) In kicking range, some punching
3) Elbow/knee range
4) Groundfighting
As with all martial arts, it has its advantages and disadvantages.
Someone who has their knee kicked in so they cant walk, they probably wont get close enough to punch you
1) Too far to contact opponent
2) In kicking range, some punching
3) Elbow/knee range
4) Groundfighting
As with all martial arts, it has its advantages and disadvantages.
Someone who has their knee kicked in so they cant walk, they probably wont get close enough to punch you
People who think tae-kwon-do is completely useless are shortsighted and know nothing of martial arts.
by TKD Guy April 3, 2006
Get the tae-kwon-do mug.a very fun sport that many men women and children as young as 3 practice. its fun, but is challenging and great exercise. i've been practicing taekwondo for almsot 3 years now, and i've made many new friends and have acquired many new skills. i am currently the top of my class and i now have a true love for taekwondo, and now i teach there too. in taekwondo, people may say its "wimpy" n shit like that because we wear gear and don't punch and whatever rumors go around. but yes, we do punch, and for all those douches who think its stupid. it takes a LOT of strategy, especially when sparring. one wrong move can cost you the game, and its just as aggressive as other sport such as football or basketball. and yes, we do wear gear, why? because some kids are not as prepared and not as strong as another, and to prevent any injuries, we put on guards.and if youre thinking "well if theyre nto as prepared, then why pair those two up?" well, its because in competition its by AGE and belt not by experience or watever. i've sparred kids half my size and who werent as good as me, so i've had to CONTROL my power and not totally kill them. i would have to use my speed instead of power. that's called CONTROL. just going ballistic against someone isnt a sport. if it was mugging could be a god damn sport.
and btw without guards , it wouldn't help us create "toughness" or whatever, it would just hurt us, and we could never learn from our mistakes coz almost everyone would be afraid to spar, really just pushing us away form wat we love to do. lets see you douches who try to insults taekwondo as being a boring non contact sport try to fight us without guards. some of us kick as hard as hell, in my taekwondo, we've had quite a few broken bones and sprained ankles that happened during sparring, WITH the guards on, and that means we kick pretty damn hard to kick through those guards and still break the bone(i've done this by ACCIDENT many times.. and im only 12 you assholes!!). and it takes a lot of strength, courage,control, and strategy to compete in taekwondo. strategy to predict your opponents moves;courage to fight another who is much larger or stronger than you;control to be able to lower your power if face with a smaller, or less experienced child, and strength to follow through in your kicks and to go to your best of you ability and to be proud of yourself when you do.
if you are a true athlete, you must have a love of your sport, as i do. i <3 taekwondo
if you are a true athlete, you must have a love of your sport, as i do. i <3 taekwondo
by k3taekwondo June 8, 2011
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