Tabasco Tornado

When you put Tabasco sauce in a girl's butt-hole, then make her do a hand-stand.

"My asshole burns so bad".

"Why?"

"Ronnie made me do a Tabasco Tornado".

"Dang".

by HellraiserMcGee April 13, 2011

sexual tabasco

Tabasco originally means a Mexican sauce that is used in very less quantity . Sexual tabasco mainly refers to an ingredient/person that shall bring novelty and spice to the intercourse.

With you , her and me acting as a sexual tabasco . We shall have a night to remember.

by CraveforChaos February 20, 2017

tabasco balls

when you put tabasco on your balls then put them in a girls gaping mouth

my girlfriend loves me now
why?
because i combined her favorite sauce and tea bagging
what do you call this glorious invention?
tabasco balls

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

Tabasco Slingshot

The sexual act of using a glue stick and pouring Tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his asshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to "sling" it into his asshole

Guy #1: Dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the Tabasco Slingshot. She can't sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.

Guy #2: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!?!?!?

by Michal :3 December 16, 2010

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tabasco Method

(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.

Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.

by Island_Spud November 18, 2016

Tabasco Sauce

The worst sex food ever.

"When I tried licking that Tabasco Sauce off of my girlfriend's chest I thought I was going to puke."

by Josh Rowe December 9, 2008