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Baseball Trainer

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During anal sex, the man pulls out and injects the woman in the backside with steroids without telling her first. When she turns around to investigate, the man shoots his sperm into her eye.
"I was did a baseball trainer last night."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."
by Spermtastic Lover June 11, 2009
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fitness trainer

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A Person who listens to your dumb shit while trying to stop your ass from growing.
Becky's fitness trainer longs for the day that death will release him.
by Seedaverun November 7, 2015
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athletic trainer trot

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A jog, (not walking, running or sprinting) performed with a steady cadence, by an athletic trainer responding to an injured athlete.
The athletic trainer trot (or "trainer" trot) is mostly done when the injury is non-life threatening, giving the athletic trainer an opportunity to arrive to the scene safely and still have air in lungs to asset the injury.
Jeb, (a soccer goalie) went down in pain after spraining his ankle for the 3rd time this season. Athletic Trainer Jim was on the opposite side of the field. He did the Athletic Trainer Trot 70 yards across the field to reach Jeb.
by 2017luv July 6, 2017
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The cross trainer

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A sexual position , the female laids on her back with her butt near the edge of the bed, legs straight up to the roof slightly apart. The male

screws her while standing next to the bed, holding her ankles moving her legs back and forth like a cross trainer.
I don't need to go to the gym today, My date went well last night and we fiished the night doing the cross trainer.
by R&N December 10, 2022
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trainer

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by Edaddy March 1, 2004
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Pokémon Trainer

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A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.
Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail
by YummyKittens July 7, 2013
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