toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother February 20, 2006

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 22, 2020

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 09, 2020

Toilet paper

Its an ass-wipe

by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 03, 2021

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020