TJ

stands for thumb job. drunk girls jackin off your thumb thinkin its a penis.

put your right thumb in the air. TJ's all around!

by ktparsnips May 29, 2010

TJ

tj a.k.a. Twat Juice

Damn I want to get some tj from that bird.

by Bob Cob July 12, 2006

TJ

Slang for Tijuna, a Border town in Mexico that borders San Diego, California.

18 Year Old Kid: "Hey, let's go to TJ tonight and get wasted."

by KBach February 7, 2008

Tj

a tool.

K: Whos that?
M: Just some clingy guy, he wont leave me alone.
K: Definitely Tj

by dracosgirl49 August 26, 2011

TJ

Too. Juiced. Meaning overly excited

Am TJ for that house party tomorrow

by FrizzyDee May 27, 2011

tj

Trader Joe's; an organic and natural foods store that is quite the awesome.

Hey, man. Let's go to TJ's after this to get some organic apple sauce and low carb cereal.

by rchow November 24, 2004

TJ

Trolljob = forum lingo for a faggot who has nothing better to do than be an idiot.

What a terrible TJ. That asshole has nothing better to do with his time.

by GAYMENS October 30, 2008