Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

Taunt twat

A person who posts on social media with the intention to cause readers to react with upset or anger

That political thread was started by a Taunt twat

by TheAntiTrollkin July 30, 2018

Jay taunting

To deliberately walk out in front of an autonomous vehicle knowing that it will stop

What happened to Wade?

He was jay taunting and the passenger got out and kicked his ass.

by Dogbiscuits4humans October 5, 2017

K-Y Taunt

When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.

Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.

“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”

Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.

by illinoishorrorman March 10, 2018

Taunt

“ talking about”

“ he taunt he he ain’t got hoes”

“ you taunt the one with the fake chain?!”

by Big Keida August 9, 2022

Taunt

What are taunts? They're character-specific animations you can trigger in-game to either announce that you've just shot someone or would like to be shot yourself.

Also used if you wanna be friendly

Example 1:

Heavy starts doing katzotsky kick( a taunt).
Enemy Scout sees Heavy and joins him
Later...
Entire server is Katzotsky kicking

Example 2:

Lime Scout kills Sniper and laugh taunts hi.

Example 3:

124hp Lime scout steals medkit from 11hp burning medic, Medic dies, Scout laughs

by TheYellowPotato March 27, 2022

bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.

Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.

by anonymous August 11, 2024