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The Sussex Squad is a fanatical cult of low IQ sycophants who idolise Meghan Markle for no other reason than she has a small percentage of mixed-race genes and managed to bag a British prince.

Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.

The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.

The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
The Sussex Squad are a saccharine over-dosed army of sinister trolls and junkies commonly found wearing greasy weaves and eating crayons.
by @Observer88 March 29, 2024
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A Sussex

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Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught complaining about something that you have absolutely no right to complain about, especially continuing to complain at the most inappropriate moments. Like complaining that your luxury elite life is hard whilst on the outskirts of an impoverished African Village.

“It’s not enough to survive, you have to thrive” And ‘Not many people have asked if I’m ok’ Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle whilst on tour of African village.
Friend A: I’ve just told Megs I’ve been diagnosed with cancer and my hairs falling out. She said she could relate because she had this really stubborn corn on her foot and it prevented her from wearing her new shoes.

Friend B: Seriously, WTF, comparing your diagnosis with her f**king corn, what a Sussex.
by GigiPretty August 31, 2020
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Duke of Sussex

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A man’s cock.
And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…
by Gordo January 16, 2023
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Duds of Sussex

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Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).

Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.

Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".

Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").

In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.
by US Citizens July 7, 2023
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Duchess Of Sussex

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A title bestowed as a gift, by Queen Elizabeth II, to her ungrateful grandson's liar wife.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022
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Duds of Sussex

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Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).

Referring to their career failures. From the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service, the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir, Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.

Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".

Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").

In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.
by US Citizens July 7, 2023
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Joey Sussex

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A Joey Sussex is a male usually between the ages of 16-25 who lives in the Sussex county of England, probably will be seen wearing a slim fit tracksuit and Nike Huaraches, listens to grime and tries to talk 'street' in an attempt to impress all his other Joey Sussex friends.
Joey Sussex 1: "Come fam lets go Portslade innit"
Joey Sussex 2: "Nah man aint got no p for the bus still..."
Bystander1: "Ergh why are they talking like that ?"
Bystander 2: "Because they're both what you'd call a Joey Sussex!"
by TeeReal May 8, 2018
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