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Surging Sanders

(As seen on The Daily Show)
When you cum out of nowhere, a.k.a. premature ejaculation.
In reference to Bernie Sanders' unexpected rise, or surge, in the polls against Hilary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race.
Person 1: Hey man, how was last night with Stacy?
Person 2: Dude, not great. About 30 seconds into the act, I had a Surging Sanders.
Person 1: Whatever that means...
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Surging Sanders

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
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Surging Sanders

1. A term used by comedian Trevor Noah for politicians who are "grumpy as ten old men", good at singing, as well as being democratically socialist (socialist, but allows people to vote for who runs the labor camps). (kappa, just kidding)

2. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT), a leading voice (see definition 1) on income inequality and the evils of corporations.
1. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) was bitten by a radioactive senior citizen as a teenager, giving him the power to become a Surging Sanders.

2. Surging Sanders is running for president in 2016.
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Surging Sanders

When a geriatric stud, without the use of any paid-for enhancements, comes out of nowhere & blows everyone away.
Dude, that guy should totally be our President emeritus of our swingers club, he's such a Surging Sanders!!
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Surging Sanders

Where you cum out of nowhere.
He pulled a Surging Sanders; ejaculated and evacuated.
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Surging Sanders

When President Clinton reminisced about his/her time in office, they had fond memories of surging Sanders. Be it in the Oval Office, or the campaign trail.
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Surging Sanders

"Man I messed up last night I accidently gave my girl a Surging Sanders."
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