surfer

A person who feels like a bad day in the water is ten times better than a good day out of it.

Surfer surfs surf surfericiously.

by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004

subway surfer

A person(mostly a graffiti artist or hobo) who travels the subway network most of the time lives there.

"It was that damn subway surfer again."

by That guy 87 February 5, 2019

Couch Surfer

*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch

Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.

by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012

shoulder surfer

Someone who looks over his/her shoulder while engaged in conversation with someone in order to find someone better to talk to.

That shoulder surfer i was just talking to wasn't even listening to me!

by _e_m_ May 1, 2006

carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

by gina govina September 13, 2017

Midnight surfer

Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.

Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detection by their parents.

by Source2005 October 18, 2008

Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.

I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.

by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009