According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
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A 'streak' is something you get with friends on snapchat. You send pictures to them everyday and see how long you can keep the streak going. When you get a streak, a number will be next to the persons name of how many days your streak has been going.
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The occasional 'streaker' is easy on the eye, however they tend to be streaking for a different motive; generally, due to a lost bet.
The occasional 'streaker' is easy on the eye, however they tend to be streaking for a different motive; generally, due to a lost bet.
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More girls should go into STWEAM.
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Get the STWEAM mug.The Streak was held by the professional wrestler The Undertaker. The Streak was a series of 21 consecutive wins at Wrestlemania. The Streak began in 1991 at Wrestlemania 12 when The Undertaker defeated Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. The Streak was ended by Brock Lesnar in 2014 at Wrestlemania 30. The Undertaker would only lose one other Wrestlemania match to Roman Reigns. This would bring his Wrestlemania ratio to 23-2. 23 wins and 2 losses.
Randy Orton: "I personally hate that it happened. I feel like the Wrestlemania brand was almost built around that Streak. Then Brock comes in, and kills The Streak."
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Fake depressed kid: My mom won't take me to Chuck E. Cheese
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