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Steak and Blowjob Day

According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.

If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?

Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.

Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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woman's steak

a pork chop cooked with Shake 'n Bake.
"My wife thinks a woman's steak counts as the real thing."

"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."
by ecdaillest January 21, 2013
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Someone who you generally don't want to see naked who feels compelled to remove their clothing and run around in their nakedness.

The occasional 'streaker' is easy on the eye, however they tend to be streaking for a different motive; generally, due to a lost bet.
Hey, did you see that streaker? I guess they lost their bet on the Super Bowl.
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Science Technology Writing Engineering Arts Mathematics. Based of of STEM, however STWEAM is a rounded out version. It includes different fields of study not entirely related to science and mathematics.
More girls should go into STWEAM.
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The Streak

The Streak was held by the professional wrestler The Undertaker. The Streak was a series of 21 consecutive wins at Wrestlemania. The Streak began in 1991 at Wrestlemania 12 when The Undertaker defeated Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. The Streak was ended by Brock Lesnar in 2014 at Wrestlemania 30. The Undertaker would only lose one other Wrestlemania match to Roman Reigns. This would bring his Wrestlemania ratio to 23-2. 23 wins and 2 losses.
Randy Orton: "I personally hate that it happened. I feel like the Wrestlemania brand was almost built around that Streak. Then Brock comes in, and kills The Streak."
by The Best In The World. October 19, 2019
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streaks dhmu

Used by 6th-8th graders who are fake depressed. Usually harmless and mainly used by thots and fuckboys.
Fake depressed kid: Streaks dhmu only real ones know
Me: Why are you depressed?
Fake depressed kid: My mom won't take me to Chuck E. Cheese
by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019
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