by RurikidWarrior January 18, 2025
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He saw skinny jeans, froze, then full Stanek: "REAL MEN WEAR TACTICAL PANTS!" yelling like the jeans were trying to seduce him. Bro secretly wants in.
by willjeepers February 27, 2026
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A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 18 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Miss Stanek
A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"
A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"
by BARHULAHAK May 4, 2015
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