Bishop's Stortford 

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.

Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

Bishop's Stortford by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022

Stortford

Bishop's Stortford is a historic market town in the county of Hertfordshire. Nothing of historical significance is known of the Bishop's Stortford area, it does however boast the most outlandish people. Brian from Brother was rumoured to be from there. However its main celelbrity attractions are now:- ''crazy colin'' a man whom dresses in unusual clothes, ''Kev'' a cab driver whom can drink most locals under the bar and a suited man called ''the Stef'' who party trick is being able to identify a ladies underwear garments, size & type, with a single glance.

Look i don't care if your from ''Stortford'' you have to pay for it!!

Stortford by nounce June 23, 2011

pullin a Stanford 

v.

1. When someone commits a heinous act and the institution most associated with them (whether it be a school, business, government, etc.) does everything in its power to deny/cover up the act and protect the offending individual.

2. When an institution, organization, group does shady things to protect one of its members. Usually at the detriment of at least one innocent individual.

3. White privilege organization taking care of a white privilege individual at the expense of justice.

4. When a university's leadership does its best to sweep a rape/sexual assault case under the rug so its reputation isn't tarnished, instead of looking out for the welfare of their students by protecting the victim and ensuring the perpetrator (once convicted) is dealt with appropriately.

"Pullin a Stanford" is derived from the Brock Turner rape case wherein Stanford University did its utmost to downplay his charges as he was a Stanford swimmer . A strong example is how long it took, and how much pressure it took from the media, to get Turner's actual mugshots.

pullin a Stanford by Kr1sL3wis June 8, 2016

Stanford 

it is the nauseating feeling you get when you drink your first shot of alcohol.

me: man I am feeling stanford.
friend: better get to a bathroom.

Stanford by jack danials May 1, 2020

stanford syndrome 

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

stanford syndrome by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

Stanford 

Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats

Hey isn't that Stanford??

Stanford by THEROCK!@#$ November 2, 2021

Stanford University 

School with all the prestige of an Ivy, yet with the California climate, girls, and open-mindedness.

Stanford. Best in Athletics AND Academics.

Stanford University by Hmmm July 3, 2004