stock

What is readily availiable. Unlimited applications, which, knowing how this site workd, will mean faggot.

There are X of item Y in stock.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

stocking

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

Stocked

When you get high or feel like u just puffed a bunch of weed. Or when your just mad high.

Man i just fucked that hoe, man are you stocked?

by megaman(not a nerd lol) November 5, 2010

stocking

creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.

Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.

by schneider the writer October 15, 2008

Stocks

Stocks birds are closely related to Nuns, these girls not only jump to conclusions but think they're the dogs bollocks aswell. You must NEVER encounter these girls when they are on the blob or when they have stinky minges as it may effect your mental health. If you are playing a numbers game and looking in stocks, you are looking in the wrong place.

bro 1: I tried to bang this fit bird today but I got swerved

bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird

by MyShitStinks April 29, 2019

stock

a person who looks like they could be in a stock image, usually white and look generic.

felicity's boyfriend is the most stock person i've ever seen.

that boy over there is stock, i'll pass

by lamingtons January 31, 2018

stockings

Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.

Dude check out that woman by the bar in stockings she must be covering up some nasty skeet rash.

by m&m2 July 12, 2006