What is readily availiable. Unlimited applications, which, knowing how this site workd, will mean faggot.
There are X of item Y in stock.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.
Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!
by Cornielus Assfuck February 02, 2008
by megaman(not a nerd lol) November 05, 2010
by schneider the writer August 21, 2008
Stocks birds are closely related to Nuns, these girls not only jump to conclusions but think they're the dogs bollocks aswell. You must NEVER encounter these girls when they are on the blob or when they have stinky minges as it may effect your mental health. If you are playing a numbers game and looking in stocks, you are looking in the wrong place.
bro 1: I tried to bang this fit bird today but I got swerved
bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird
bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird
by MyShitStinks April 29, 2019
felicity's boyfriend is the most stock person i've ever seen.
that boy over there is stock, i'll pass
that boy over there is stock, i'll pass
by lamingtons January 31, 2018
Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.
by m&m2 July 12, 2006