Stalinium

Stalinium is a super metal forged by Stalin during the Russian Civil War but wasn't made to use during the conflict because of supply problems. Then after the war Stalin refined the metal with the will of the people to bring the metal to its next form AS TRUE STALINIUM. When the Nazis invaded Russia during WW2 Stalin used the SUPPER METAL to protect his tanks from German shells (which bounced off the tank).Even after the war the metal was still used in tanks, planes, and guns and After the fall of the U.S.S.R. the metal was refined by Putin to make a metal witch some scientists think is the material that was used to contain the ark of the covenant. This Metal is putinium

Stalinium beats nothing

by Russian man321 September 26, 2017

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Stilian

The most beautiful man alive

"Oh wow is that Stilian?"
"It must be, I have a sudden urge to suck his dick"

by Damol May 16, 2018

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stalinist purge

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents

I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.

by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

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Smiling Bob

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

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Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

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Larry Stylinson

The relationship/ship name between two members of a British boy band formed on the British show, The X Factor, in 2010 called One Direction. This relationship is between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson whom are more than obvious about their relationship but are trying to be reserved for the public eye because Modest! Management are cockblockers and need one up the ass. Therefore, they put Louis in a false relationdhip with "UNI student, "Eleanor Calder"" If that is even her real name, we may never know. But with our reputation, we're bound to find out sooner or later.

I don't even ship Larry anymore, it's a fucking luxury cruise ship now.

"And I'd marry you Harry"

"Kiss me you fool"

"Larry Stylinson"

"Fuck management"

"It kind if just happened"

My favorite:

Fan(to Harry): "Are you and Louis dating?"
Harry *nods his head*: "Yeah."

by Smutlinson February 22, 2013

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