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Steven Seagal Porno

A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!

In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
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Steven Seagal Syndrome

Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports

They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome

Steven Seagal 

Fat, out of shape actor who has trouble speaking because of his fat face. Moves hands a lot when he has to fight. Fights in films don't last long because he tires very quickly
A line from any steven seagal movie

Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh

Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
Steven Seagal by ric flair August 8, 2006

steven segall 

a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.
Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors.

Steven Sagal 

A wannabe motherfuckin faggot, who can't stand up for himself, and thinks he has friends when everyone despises him. He listens to hXc metalcore and thinks he's a badass.
Steven Sagal by j_carmichael January 15, 2009

Steven Segaul 

An actor who can actual kill you.
Dude Steven Segaul is gonna kill you.
Steven Segaul by Yo man ha March 10, 2016

Steven Seagal 

The Worst Insult You Can Call Someone, Synonyms Include Delusional, Insane, Ridiculous, Sexist, Aikido Master & Friend Of Putin.
Person 1: Get Outta Here, Steven Seagal
Person 2: *Audible Horrified Gasp*