Squeezy

Sexual masturbation of the male penis resulting in ejaculation.

My girlfriend didn't want to have sex last night, but I convinced her to give me a squeezy instead and I blew all over her face.

by kz5bw5 May 4, 2009

lemon squeezy

A person that is so impatient they become anoying

I told you i would call you later. Stop blowing up my phnoe lemon squeezy!!

by lemon sqeezy11 June 16, 2008

squeezy

A girl with a nice ass, apple bottom, etc.

David:"Look, she gotta damn squeezy!!"

by Kelsey aka Miss Junk April 17, 2007

squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

Squeezy

Slang for "Squeeze me", which is slang for "Excuse me".

*Ryan moves past Tony*
Ryan: Squeezy.

by rtivey01 April 22, 2018

Squeezy

A vape

Ay man you got that squeezy
Yeah wanna hit?
Yessir

by Gerald from home ec November 9, 2018