sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022

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penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them

by Kutsuba November 21, 2022

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When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 5, 2021

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To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

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A bunch of cute little sputters, so cute...and adorable...and lovely...and soft...and sweet...and shy...and playful...and bubbly...

*bubbly sputters*
Xylitol Nova Cookie: Awwwwwwwwww~♡

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