sparkler

That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.

Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.

by Schpappy party of 3 April 26, 2006

ghetto sparkler

Using a lit wooden punk stick (usually free at a fireworks stand) as a sparkler. When you wave it around in the dark you get a pyrotechnic effect.

They so poor they bought their kid ghetto sparklers.

by The Pirate of Pissants July 4, 2009

sparkler

another word for a "Gay-Homo-lesbo"!!!!!

"that girl was checkin out my ass....what a fuckin sparkler"

by hellokittypal June 19, 2007

sparkler bomb

a large clump of sparklers bound together with the wire of a stripped sparkler. once ignited it makes a great whoosh of intense flames anywhere from 30cm to 20m high.

I lit the sparkler bomb and it went whoosh

by treeny August 16, 2006

sparklers

A noun that is used to illustrate the desirability of a woman's vagina. If she is said to be "adorned with sparklers", then you know that she's amazing in bed.

"Bitch, I ain't playin'. My pussy be spinnin' rims and adorned with sparklers!"

by i<3bcbud April 19, 2008

sparklers

the woman who is awesomely scamoocahnana
blah blah schwing

wow how the fuck have you been sparklers!

by cait March 9, 2004

Sparklerific

When something is so totally awesome consistently for at least 2 weeks.

"Omg... That trip was Sparklerific!"

by Chelsea "Sparkle" May 13, 2005