airborn beef specialist

A professional burger-flipper.

Antwan failed his fifth GED exam, making him highly qualified as an Airborn Beef Specialist

by dbbartender October 1, 2006

playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a pedophile
2. A person who needs to be thrown into a woodchiper

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper.

STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAB you fucking playground extraction specialist.

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

Dance Team Specialist

A sexual act involving a man and a woman. the man folds the woman in half and engages in sexual activity while holding her as she is folded in half. proving she is flexibly like a dancer

Jack sure gave Maddy a Dance Team Specialist last saturday.

by Alexander Flowveckin November 13, 2010

Playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another

Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

by Maddison Knox December 9, 2008

Belfi Specialist

a person who is able to effectively convince people to look up words on urban dictionary just to make them go in virtual circles and feel stupid, and hence become slightly stupider.

I told Jen I was a belfi specialist, and if she didn't believe me, that she should look it up on urbandictionary.com

by Justin R BELFI March 5, 2009

Zombie Specialist

1. An expert in the field of zombie anatomy, zombie psychology, or zombie hunting.
2. A person who is currently a member of OZORT.
3. A veteran or experienced person who has knowledge of zombie invasion survival tactics.

"I don't know what to do, there are zombies outside!"

"We need a zombie specialist!"

by Irafiloqr April 5, 2009