Soroush

A homo sapiens only efficient and satisfied when alone.

Don't go anywhere near Soroush. He's not interested in anyone.

by _Soroush November 22, 2021

Soroush Mofid

Very namofid.

A useless person that always says no to plans.

If you come across a soroush mofid, don’t even try, he’s probably watching a movie with his family.

Soroush Mofid, wanna go out tonight? No I’m not down.

Why? I’m just not down, watching a movie with my dad

by Aaaaaaalien13 November 23, 2021

Soroush Farid

Sooo bad at game, so noob, and he cant play any game good specially dota 2 and csgo

bro he's such a soroush farid smh

by Seraphine99y February 2, 2022

Soroush

Usually feminine boys are named soroush. Soroush is equivalent to "queer" in English... boys who are soft and emo are named soroush.

Gabe: hey boys Let's play football.
Derek: But we have only 7 people.. should we call soroush to play with us?
Jim: No! Soroush doesn't play footbal he says it is too masculine of a game!

by Valar.g June 19, 2022

Soroush

Normally the guy who has no social skills but swears he does. They’re always the ones who never get off their phone and are a cancer to text. They’re self obsessed for no good reason, and they think that their one good trait outweighs the rest of their horrible ones.

Man, Soroush is so annoying. He never stops talking about himself.

by Racerman118 March 4, 2023

Ptfuh-sorus

One of the longest extinct creatures to ever walk this planet. It is said to have abused in a sexually manner all the other dinasours that are extinct today. It has a masculine odar which no female creature can resist. It is said that it gave birth to Bigfoot and The Abdominal Snowman. It was spotted to be either hot bright pink or a fuzzy yellow fluff ball. It's tits can glow in the dark and it's balls can change color depending on it's surroundings. It's penis is found in it's mouth. It actually isn't extinct as it has been spotted various times screwing pine trees in the wild.

Jack- "Hey look! It's Bigfoot!"
Beth- "No silly, it's the Ptfuh-sorus, can't you see it's balls? It changes colors."
Jack- "OMG Beth! Why are you wet?!"
Beth-"Dammit."
Jack- "WTF?"
Beth- "Well I'm sorry if you can't give me an organism!"
Jack- *Runs off crying*

by sizzleFERsure~ December 28, 2009

rhino-sorus

The term used when you forget that the animal is called a rhinoceros and not a rhino mixed with a dinosaur

Hey, my favorite animal is a rhino-sorus

by dolphinluv9510 March 5, 2015