Smokeholery

The act of blowing smoke up a person/organisation's arse.

That wine-chugging blowhard Sam Allardyce was on the telly last night - nothing but Premier League smokeholery all night!

by Bob_Carrolgees December 23, 2018

stophole

A pothole so large it violently stops one in their tracks.

You gotta do something about your driveway cuz I got stuck!

Yeah....it's an enormous pothole that everybody gets stuck in.

Well, now I gotta call AAA for a tow cuz of your F'd up stophole!

by Anastasia von Beaverhausen December 15, 2020

The welsh snogghole

When a man makes out with a bin in front of his girlfriend, mistaking it for her while being drunk.

Q: Have you ever tried the Slovakian traffic cone?
A: no, but he went full the welsh snogghole on me the other night.

by Baby gruffalo January 31, 2022