Slinky Dick

Running in shorts with no underwear, which makes the dong bounce up and down like a slinky hence the name slinky dick

Hey Bry, look at that guy running you can see his slinky dick.

Slinky Dick by Jover November 15, 2007

sprung like a slinky 

The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.

Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."

sprung like a slinky by Dr. Mel April 20, 2010

slinky

Toys that were metal but are now plastic and not nearly as cool.

It Slinky, It's Slinky
the favorite of girls and boys.

slinky by rastavirgil October 12, 2006

slinky

Adj: Slutty and kinky. Right Ke$ha!???

Adj: To be sexually whoreish, yet slightly awkward when being so

Dang.... she is so slinky. or Her slinkiness caught my eye.

slinky by modishlyhip November 2, 2011

slinky

A person who is generally worthless, but will bring a smile to your face if they get pushed down the stairs.

James Dobson is a slinky.

slinky by Wadatah September 14, 2005

slinky pussy 

A slinky pussy has only two qualifications:

1.) It unfolds (re: "Roast Beef Curtains")
2.) It stinks

That sluzzo Kayla has a slinky pussy bro. That shit's got layers unfolding and smells like a cat's lunch.

slinky pussy by SchizoTheory May 23, 2014

Australian Slinky 

Where you're taking a shit, and your mother call your name, so you suck the shit back up and you go and finish on the living room floor

''Damnit mom dont force me to give you an Australian Slinky''

Australian Slinky by vagina god 69000 August 31, 2016