Skeezball

A person who cheats the system, someone who forgot to wash themselves for weeks at a time,not because they were lazy...but because they are so fucking filthy and fat.

Fat Man: hey dude!!!!! i just told them i never got it,so they sent me another one.

Diabetic: Thats because your a fucking skeezball!!!!!

by Opher4 December 19, 2011

SkeetBall

SKEETBALL

Overview: Can be played from missionary or modified missionary position; you pull out and blow ur load towards the face...

Scoring is as follows where your load(s) land:

Anywhere on the face: 20
Mouth closed: 30
Mouth open: 40
Nostrils(s): 50
Either eye: 100

Friends in a group can then save their scores over time, either with consensual photo evidence, or on the honor system.

So i was just banging my girl, missionary, pulled out and sent the first shot of a solid 6 roper out towards the belly... No Bullshit the first shot went long, hit her right in the cheek... she says "OMG that almost went in my mouth"... I was proud, we both laughed, and I thought to myself, "damn, that would have been like a GD hole in one" and after a few minutes of further reflection, I thought of a new game... SkeetBall

by Huff Daddy 4706 June 24, 2018

skeezball

a grody ass person, if used with female a chicked head skeezball

a crack whore

Don't fuck with that chicken head skeezball nigga

by Wood Dogg October 3, 2004

steezball

A snowboarder who is dressed exceptionally steezy usualy in matching jacket abd pants in a plaid or pinstriped fashion

yo, look at that STEEZBALL over there in the furry jacket and plaid pants

by chrispy! November 2, 2007

Skeezball

A rapper... no wait an artist... nah a high school dropout. He loves smoking weed and self indulgence. He's a Skeezball. He's got IT.

"You heard that new Skeezball track?"

"Nahhh, I hate listening to good music"

by Skeezyballz December 8, 2020

skewball

When someone's existence is usually pointless and the butt of jokes, however remaining serious in their approach to whatever it is they're doing.

Ralph Nadder is a skewball.

by Agent Chaz 008 May 12, 2010

SKETBALL

A game of quailing, involving t-rex's small arms and choosing Cock over Ball. Enjoyed specifically by ladies who play netball and are good at tap dancing.

An alternative to the popular game of Netball.

Whos up for a game of Sketball?

Good Quail! Fantastic sketball skills!

by eskimo sister May 6, 2011