Tuscan Sizzler

A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.

I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.

by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn December 26, 2008

Bombay sizzler

The act of ejaculating into your partner's hair and lighting it on fire.

This chick was goin' down on me and right before I finished, I pulled out so I could give her the Bombay sizzler.

by WCRanger November 10, 2012

pussy sizzler

The guy who has a dick so hot that it makes the pussy crackle and sizzle like a krabby patty on the grill

Jasper is the pussy sizzler

by NobodyNose June 26, 2016

Romanian sizzler

The sexual act of setting alight a firework, and releasing it into your partner’s anal cavity. It will then combust, tearing apart their insides, leading to great pleasure. Great fun for the whole family

“Me and grandma just tried out the Romanian sizzler”

by Bibby cheese October 28, 2023

sizzler

a bowel movement dropped on very hot asphalt or concrete usually in the summer.

The dog dropped a sizzler outside by the air conditioner.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

sizzled

Beyong high, baked, cheeched, fried, blazzed, whatever your lingo is for being insanely high.

"Jimmy just smoked those 5 blunts to himself. He MUST be sizzled."

by MiJo September 1, 2008

The Sizzler

The sexual act in the doggy style possition that consists of the male partner wearing a condom (this is a must), when the man is about to climax he Tazzes (electically shocks) the partner, the result is that the partners orifice clinches for and extra special ending.

The Sizzler doggy style
The Sizzler anal
The Sizzler sex
The Sizzler happy ending
The Sizzler Tazzer

by ITCowboy May 18, 2010