sidney crosby 

the best hockey player in the world, next to wayne gretsky. he scored the winning goal in the gold medal game against USA, in the Vancouver 2010 winter olympics. he is a canadian ice hockey player, and is very hot.

did you see that shot? well sidney crosby shot it.

sidney crosby by crosbyfan993 November 10, 2010

Sidney Crosby 

AMAZING hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins. He is cute, sexy, and seems like he would be great in bed. I have met him he is nice, kind and very loveable. He has all girls drooling over him.

hockey mom talking to another hockey mom: "your son is the next Sidney Crosby"

Sidney Crosby by Crosbysgirl87 February 12, 2010

sidney crosby rookie season 

An excuss that say NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is not giving the Pittsburgh Penguins special treatment. After all, Crosby did have 100+ penalty minutes

Red Wings fan 1: Fuck you Bettman!

Red Wings fan 2: We all know this Stanley Cup was unfair but the Penguins will always hide behind Sidney Crosby rookie season.

sidney crosby rookie season by Crosby is a piece of sht December 14, 2010

The Sindey Crosby 

This is when you make a conscience decision to use Heinz ketchup as a lubricant and masterbate. You then ejaculate in your own hand and eat it. Your mother's premenstrual fluids can be substituted for Heinz ketchup.

After Malkin got that bullshit goal to win the game ... He instantly went to the locker room and gave himself the sindey crosby!

The Sindey Crosby by Bokschau April 18, 2009