The Shrub

A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.

The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!

by AngryAmishMafia May 18, 2004

shrub

Newark, Delaware, nicknamed as such for its shady unremarkability.

"You guys gonna hang in the shrub tonight?"
"Yeah, man, all up in shrub!"

by Khora February 19, 2008

Shrubs

Its another word for a party
its a North London slang

oi are u lot goin 2 dat "shrubs" 2nite?

by shawn July 28, 2003

shrub

shrub adapted from the european slang word brov is the female version of the word. The prefix of shrub comes from the word sister. Or shrub could also be used in terms of calling someone a prostitute.

wad up shrub

dam i got irrested when i was caught sleeping with that shrub last night.

by Zack Kurs March 19, 2008

Shrubs

A person who has a chameleon effect to appear as a diverse range of ethnicities

Shrubs could you please translate this Arabic writing. Shrubs "I'm not Arabic"

I seen you in that Bollywood production Shrubs "I'm not Indian"

That was a good century you scored on the weekend. Shrubs "I'm not Pakistani"

Shrubs you need to stop running around with those Melbourne youth gangs. Shrubs "I'm not an African youth"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets April 28, 2020

shrub

On the Canadian West Coast, in the 1970s, hippies were sometimes called "shrubs".

She's no lazy shrub, just collecting pogey after screefing in the slash all spring.

by Qarlitos July 25, 2018

Shrubbing

To rest for a while in the shrubs after too may cocktails.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting in the car so long, I went ShrubbingTo for a bit.

by Ecarl July 29, 2012